Random Thoughts for June

I know when I’ve gotten home too late when I can hear the birds chirping.

Bo Diddley died today. I guess one moment his heart was beating then the next it wasn’t doing didley.

Big Brown was a big disappointment.

$4 a gallon, really?

Tim Russert died today. Guess he was too ashamed to face the nation.

Why give Anderson Cooper his own show if he’s never actually on the show?

June 20^th is supposed to be the happiest day of the year…I have a sore throat.

Why do we call dead people late? We already know that they’re not going to show up, because well, because they’re dead.

My Female Pop downloading is back in full force this summer…..no homo

Why is it okay for women to call themselves and each other girls, but its not okay for men to call themselves boys?

Why can’t you say bad things about the dead? If they were dicks while they’re alive then they’re still dicks after death.

My foots hurts.

Why call it writer’s block and not writer’s impasse?

What the hell is a moral compass, and if you know then tell me which way am I going

I’m not a bad person I just do bad things. Actually I don’t do bad things, I just think bad thoughts. Actually I don’t think bad thoughts, because I am pure like the driven snow. As by that I mean I am the chauffeur to the Canadian 90’s rapper Snow.

I saw the Incredible Hulk last week, and was green with envy.

I saw Hot Fuzz two nights ago with my parents. Funny movie, but it could’ve been funnier.