Random Thoughts for the Month of May

If I go green, does that mean I have to dye my skin?

If someone says you have boyish good looks, does that mean they’re a pedophile?

Why watch the NFL draft after the second round?

I just saw the movie “Enchanted”. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

To counter “Enchanted”, I saw “Iron Man”.

If 40’s the new 30 then is 20 the new 10?

Does Karl Malone collect a Government pension?

If Big Foot exists, what would be his shoe size?

Does a formal I.D. include a bow tie?

When you fight cancer, can you call it Mortal Kombat?

Telling me that Sarah Jessica Parker is sexy is an insult to my intelligence.

Just how big was the release of Grand Theft Auto 4? So big I stood in line outside of Game Stop on the release night, and I wasn’t even buying the game.

Will the WNBA ever have a dunk contest?

Is Earth, Wind, and Fire Captain Planet’s favorite band?

Writing song lyrics are harder than I thought

Can you really kidnap adults?

Why go to graveyards to talk to the dead?

You down with O.C.D.? Yeah you know me

The Knicks have the 6^th pick in the draft, obviously they can’t win them all.

If “Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls” leads to any more sequels, then the last one must be titled “Indiana Jones and the Mystery of Retirement”

Will the news anchors please stop saying “Pain at the Pump” when talking about gas prices. Yes prices are going up, but gas pumps are attacking me, or conspiring to do me harm.

If Memorial Day is the unofficial start of summer then what’s the unofficial start of winter?

The Sex and the City movie opened yesterday. What’s next “The L-Word” movie?